My Ideal Person:
We enjoy spontaneous play at house parties, clubs, or other BDSM and swinger events.

If we do agree to meet it doesn't mean we have agreed to have sex...(it doesn't mean we wont)...but just don't be pushy or pissy if it doesn't work out. We too, like everybody else on here, are Picky. We are not Ken and Barbie (Both of whom have no genitalia). Neither one of us has or will take one for the team and we don't expect anyone else to either. If all involved decide we fit... then play on...if not...well...shit happens. If you have had more plastic surgery then Michael Jackson please do not contact us...we are not interested in latex play. If you smoke more then a 1958 Volkswagen with an oil leak...we are not interested in licking ashtrays. We assume that when you post a photo that it is recent and accurate. When we meet you we do not expect you to be clearly 40+ pounds heavier and 25 years older then in the photos that are posted. If you do not know what HWP (Height and Weight Proportionate) means...please look it up before contacting us. AND if you 'prefer not to say' on your profile...then we prefer not to play with you and that you not contact us. Our pictures and measurements are current and accurate we expect that yours are as well. We are not looking for notches on the bed post but we don't mind playing if all are on board. (Yes this means full swap and on the first date) We have listed soft swap as our profile status to eliminate the swing nazis who think that all swingers should be full swap and have sex with them just because we/they are swingers. We will full swap....BUT ONLY if ALL involved agree. We also play hard and well with others. We regularly attend the Extreme Fetish Parties. We have and will explore all varieties of fetish and kink with each other and with others as well. If we haven't offended you at this point then we probably are a good fit. PLEASE Contact us. We look forward to hearing from you.

NO Ds....EVER
Drama
Drugs
Disease.

Not looking for notches on the bed post. We will full swap if ALL agree and ALL are in the mood. But it is not required or expected. If we do consent to swap...CONDOMS are a Must.

If we invite you to one of our private parties...the courtesy of an RSVP would not only be appreciated...but in polite society its expected. If you cant come or just don't want to...a 'NO Thanks' response is simple and we won't be hurt or insulted by it. There are too many Swing snobs who for some twisted reason feel that common courtesy doesn't apply on here. (How does anybody expect to 'hook up' on here if they are going to be rude or snotty/snobby) Also....if you do say you are coming to our party and then don't show up....or cancel at the last minute (This counts as Drama on Your part)...don't expect to be invited again and expect to be BLOCKED. Also if we agree to meet and you don't show up or come up with a BS excuse after the fact...you will be BLOCKED. Life is too short and our time is too valuable to waste on your BS.

She is the SYBIAN CLUB mistress. Feel free to ask about the SYBIAN.

One of the things that amazes us is that with all the technology today...some members on here can't seem to get clear, non fuzzy, non blurry, non hazy pictures to post. It's very amusing that there will be 5-6 pictures of her or him all blurry, fuzzy, hazy, out of focus.....but the one or two cock shots are clear, close up, and well lit. Go figure.

So if you have actually read the entire profile...which is what should have been done...good for you...let us know you got this far and we will give you the pass to our privates....I mean private pics.

We would love to find a couple or couples that we can hang out with in a vanilla way as well as party with in a dark chocolate way.

As with ALL human relationships...attraction is what makes this swinging stuff fun. Lack of mutual attraction would leave someone feeling left out, uncomfortable, or just plain weird.
If there is attraction...then anything is possible and probable.
Based on the above...

He is attracted to women.

She is attracted to women and men.